I’m so glad you’re here. Thank you for clicking through all my pages and reading the various ways I can brag about my writing skills. I hope the stellar grammar and quick wit distract you from the fact that I am NOT a web designer.
Due to unfortunate events and other things that suck, I’ve had to do my website myself. I know there are lots of things wrong with it—blank gaps and spaces, not enough pictures (especially of me *bats eyelashes*), but I’ve exhausted my knowledge of web design as well as my bank account. So until I’m rich, or until I stumble upon some philanthropic web designer, I hope I can charm you with the aforementioned grammar and wit.
Seriously, I’ve been dealing with this thing for almost two years now.
Enough about my calamities. I am so excited to finally be sharing this part of my life with someone other than my husband and my two friends. So excited, in fact, that I’m feeling a little philanthropic myself.
I’m about to do my first giveaway, but I need something in return. Wait, does that eliminate the philanthropic aspect of it? Am I just being manipulative now?
Let me distract you with a $50 Amazon gift card!
To enter, you have to do a couple things. The first is to leave a comment and tell me what sorts of things you’d like to read on my blog. The second is to go follow me on the things—most importantly, Twitter! I’ve had an account since 2009 but I never used it, so I have an embarrassingly low amount of followers and just go fix it.
Once I get fifty new followers, someone will be $50 richer. Heck, get me more and maybe I’ll throw in another one. I’m new at this, so take advantage of my manipulative philanthropy. Just click on the heart icon in the upper right-hand corner for all my cyber real estate. Especially Twitter!
And, you guys? Thank you. From the bottom of my heart.